A Holiday Nightmare

Gap’s been running this ad this christmas season, and to be quite frank it terrifies me.

If I ever get married and have a daughter I pray to the Lord she doesn’t act like that with her friends. If after a long day of work I were to come home to a bunch of hyper screaming girls asking me how cute their boots are… I’m turning right back around and going back to work.

That weird, sledding worm thing they do at the end haunts my sleep at night. It wont stop chasing me asking for allowance and a ride to the mall.